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it's a Rupert y'all take your darts over here pretty seriously huh yeah they'll here pretty seriously huh yeah they'll send uh what's billiard game you all do

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send uh what's billiard game you all do that sounds like a brand of cookies that sounds like a brand of cookies snooka that's it that's the one yeah boy

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snooka that's it that's the one yeah boy I'd love to curl up on a couch under a I'd love to curl up on a couch under a weighted blanket watch You've Got Mail

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weighted blanket watch You've Got Mail and devour a box of Snookers Let's see we got here hey there it is

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hey there it is do you like dots do you like dots okay I'm more of a you know a cornhole

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okay I'm more of a you know a cornhole man myself yeah man myself yeah nope how about a game I mean we could

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nope how about a game I mean we could you know maybe wager say ten thousand you know maybe wager say ten thousand pounds

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pounds well as my doctor told me when I got well as my doctor told me when I got addicted to fettuccine alfredo that's a

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addicted to fettuccine alfredo that's a little Rich for my blood little Rich for my blood uh how about this if you win I'll let

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uh how about this if you win I'll let you pick the starting lineup of the last you pick the starting lineup of the last two games of the season but if I win you

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two games of the season but if I win you can't go anywhere near the owner's box can't go anywhere near the owner's box at least not while you're back is still

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at least not while you're back is still in charge what the hell are you doing well I believe some folks call it white night

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believe some folks call it white night but I don't know I'm just follow my gun but I don't know I'm just follow my gun here it's okay

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here it's okay what do you think you're wrong okay uh what do you think you're wrong okay uh double in Double L whatever you say

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double in Double L whatever you say River Deuce yeah just let me know if I'm River Deuce yeah just let me know if I'm winning or losing all right oh I forgot

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winning or losing all right oh I forgot I had these on me oh forgot I'm left-handed

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shut it for you should I be giving you the lineup card should I be giving you the lineup card now Ted I shall be putting your busania

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now Ted I shall be putting your busania back on defense where he belongs that's back on defense where he belongs that's exactly what I said didn't I no it's not

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exactly what I said didn't I no it's not all Ted's fault my ex-wife's the one who

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all Ted's fault my ex-wife's the one who brought the hillbilly to our Shores I brought the hillbilly to our Shores I know she's always been a bit Randy but I

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know she's always been a bit Randy but I never thought she would [ __ ] over an

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never thought she would [ __ ] over an entire team hey entire team hey better manners when I'm holding Dart

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better manners when I'm holding Dart please please hmm mate what do I need to win two triple 20s

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good luck you know Rupert guys have underestimated me my entire life me my entire life and for years I never understood why I

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and for years I never understood why I used to really bother me but then one used to really bother me but then one day I was driving my little boy to

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day I was driving my little boy to school and I saw this quote by Walt school and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman it was painted on the wall there

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Whitman it was painted on the wall there it said be curious not judgmental it said be curious not judgmental I like that

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so I get back in my car and I'm driving to work and all of a sudden it hits me to work and all of a sudden it hits me all them fellas that used to belittle me

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all them fellas that used to belittle me not a single one of them are curious not a single one of them are curious you know they thought they had

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you know they thought they had everything all figured out so they everything all figured out so they judged everything and they judged

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judged everything and they judged everyone everyone and I realized that they're and I realized that they're underestimating me

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who I was had nothing to do with it oh oh because if they were curious they would

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because if they were curious they would ask questions ask questions you know you know questions like

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questions like have you played a lot of darts Ted which I would have answered yes sir

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yes sir every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar with my father from age 10 to I was 16

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with my father from age 10 to I was 16 when he passed away barbecue sauce [Applause]

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you are very lovely consolation Rebecca Ted enjoy your evening may as Rebecca Ted enjoy your evening may as always

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always [Music] only one thing left to do now what's that [Applause] [Music]

Be Curious, Not Judgmental - Dart Scene

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